May 23, 2013
No big surprise, Barbie got reunited with Ken 2 weeks ago in our household (Thanks Simmah for making that happen). But a couple of things just didn't add up. First of all, what's wrong with Ken's hair? He looks more like "Something about Mary". More alarming than that was what he came with. A box of chocolates. Are you kidding me? Chocolates? Not even raw cacao? Do you even know Barbie? Look at her, she's a mermaid, an astronaut, owns her own horse, dog, house, car, high-speed blender (probably a Vitamix) for smoothies, she recycles, does all her own cleaning and the list goes on. And you're bringing chocolates to the table? Why don't you get her a dehydrator or a water filter and then maybe you'll get a second date guy.