The lovely Carrot Top Smoothie has blended dino kale, carrots, apple and ginger. That ginger is BFF with your digestive system so drink it up quickly so they can be together.The NEW & IMPROVED Bali Bowl features kelp and zucchini noodles, topped with home-grown mung bean sprouts, broccoli, cabbage, carrots, peppers and snow peas. Mix it all up with our sweet Thai Chili Kaffir Lime dressing and a side of long-grain brown rice. Tidy.

Ok, so I feel it is my duty to inform the public about the inhuman treatment of baby carrots. They are forced to grow in tight clusters to keep that “cute small” factor. They’re taken from their home at an early age and then shoved into bags with only tiny holes to breath from. I’m shocked and appalled and plan to march on their behalf tonight at midnight…who’s in? Anyone?

But on the bright side, we at The Goods only use adult organic carrots, mostly ex-cons, if you want me to be perfectly honest. They have happily volunteered themselves to your food today as a kind gesture to make up for all the bad they probably did in their troubled youth.

Have I taken this a bit too far? Probably. Have a great day.